Silly Things Guys Do When They Hookup with Girls

We asked guys to spill the crazy things they do when they hookup with girls. Are you guilty of any of these?

•  Being Her Chauffeur

Guys like to be thought of as useful, and one good way to show this while they hookup with girls is by offering them rides. It can start with small steps, like picking her up when you plan to have dinner at your place, going all the way across town just to get her. This will soon be followed by trips to the furniture store to help her buy hundreds of tea lights. And when she has to leave town to visit her folks, we amazingly come up with a reason why we’re going in the same direction, just so we can spend a few hours in the car with her.

•  Letting Them Get You Into Fights

It can be all traced back to the chest thumping. When we try to hookup with girls, guys should never come off as a weakling. But you have to remember, this doesn’t necessarily mean you have to pick a fight with the first guy you see. But rather, if there is a rowdy group of teenagers in a movie theater, it’s up to you to smack the back of their heads to shut them all up. Of course, this also means you’ll most likely jet jumped at the parking lot and get beaten to a pulp, but you’ll just cross the bridge when you get there.

•  Relocating Your Entire Life

It really sucks big time if you meet a girl you’re into someone you could have something with only to find out she’s leaving town in a few weeks. Some guys cut their losses right there, while others stand their ground and make travel plans. We abandon our careers just to follow that woman. Why? Because love is the best pension plan of all.

•  Being Her Ken Doll

Guys can sometimes be all too easily influenced by a woman’s suggestion, especially when it comes to their wardrobe. He tells himself he looks great, or at least she thinks he looks great, but guys shouldn’t have multiple Ed Hardy shirts or a studded Laguna Beach trucker hat. It’s a given that women like to play dress up, and men almost always like to oblige. His willingness to look like a douche is directly proportional to how much he likes the girl.

His Idea of Adult Dating Material

Here are a few factors that can convince a guy you might be worth giving up his single status for and decide to go steady adult dating with you.

One important thing to remember is guys decide early on if they’re willing to give up their freedom just to have a monogamous adult dating relationship with you. To convince him it’s a sacrifice worth doing, make sure that you…

• Pick Up the Check

Take it easy, we’re not saying that you have to pay for every meal. But if you reach for the check, he’ll immediately know you’re a self-sustaining individual who is not just looking for a free ride. If she looks away or suddenly gets seemingly distracted when the check arrives, some guys like Dirk, 25, feels taken advantage of. When a woman occasionally insists on paying the tab, it shoes she’s interested in you as a person, and not what you can give her.

• Have Plans on Friday Nights

Yes, you want to see him and he appreciates the gesture, but when you send him a steady barrage of email and text messages asking him what he wants to do this weekend, it can be suffocating. What he needs to know so he can have a progressive relationship with you is reassurance that you have your own life one that doesn’t revolve only around him. “My current girlfriend is the first I ever dated who frequently told me, ‘Sorry, already have plans’ because she had a lot of stuff going on,” says Adam, 30. “Although, I soon realized that if I wanted to be with her, I’d have to make plans in advance, which made me want her even more!”

• Love His Guy Stuff

“My idea of long-term adult dating material is someone who will give me a pat on the back after an awesome day at the golf course and will laugh with me when I tell her about all the funny stuff my friends and I did one night at a bar crawl,” says Brian, 27. It may be asking a lot, but guys don’t want women who will just be catty and complain about our manly activities or the company we keep.

• Unleash Your Lust

When a man looks at their future with a girl, he wants to imagine wild nights with mind-blowing sex. So if you’re already an eager beaver in bed to begin with, he’ll know he has a lot to look forward to in your potential adult dating relationship.

Adult Sex Tips – The Naughtiest Trick There Is

Physical sensations become less thrilling when you repeat a routine too often, even if it seems pretty daring. That is why many adult dating partners get bored and break up with each other after quite some time because adult sex is not as hot as they started. So you should occasionally, go a little further and the sensations will be extra-powerful and blissful. And, you get the thrill of doing something wicked. Now, think of the naughtiest trick you’ve ever tried in bed and try it tonight! But fear not if you cant think of any. Because here, we give you the naughtiest adult sex tips and moves that you can try tonight. Bring it on.

Try A Bit Of Bondage – Getting tied up instantly boosts the sexual energy, because it brings in the element of vulnerability. When you’re bound, you’re completely at the mercy of your partner’s urges, which is exciting. Plus, you can focus entirely on being pleasured, since you’re not able to reciprocate.

Give Him A Peep Show – Much of arousal is driven by what we see–especially for guys. Many men love watching a woman get turned on. It lets them know what gets her going and makes them feel like they’re doing something illicit by just sitting back and enjoying the show. And, it’s great for women, too. Seeing how a guy reacts to watching you pumps up your desire.

Handle His Package – Usually for foreplay, you touch him so he’s hard, but stroking him until he climaxes is rarely the main event. Once a couple start having sex, hand jobs often stop. Manhandling him will show your dirty desire to take charge. So the next time he’s on the phone, come up behind him, unzip his pants, and go to work. Doing something so naughty while the person on the other end of the phone has no idea ups the wicked factor and makes everything feel more intense.

Test-Drive Twisty, Torrid Positions – Nothing screams naughty like providing a view and finding new angles neither of you is used to. One tip: Do it in various parts of your house, because it’ll force you to accommodate your positions to the different obstacles.

Plan A Sneak Attack – Ambushing your guy turns you into a total sex vixen and makes him feel extremely wanted. When you’re not expecting something, your senses are heightened, making it easier to enjoy every touch during a hook-up. Guys expect morning sex before they get out of bed, so he’ll be totally shocked if you jump him when he gets out of the shower. Slip into the bathroom, and position yourself naked on the sink, so he’s surprised by the stunning scenery when he pulls aside the curtain. Then, have him stand in front of you, so you can wrap your legs around him.

Try these tips tonight and enjoy a mind blowing adult sex! Enjoy!

Adult Sex Tips To Boost Confidence

While having adult sex it is definitely given that men are more dominant and thus women are shy. In fact, many women are so shy that after they took off their clothes, they go under the sheets or turn off the lights. But ladies, this would not work! You need confidence! Here are some adult sex tips for ladies to boost their confidence in bed and have mind blowing sex without all those insecurities and shyness!

1. Undress Slowly. When you’re self-conscious, the impetus is to get your bare body under the sheets–stat. But, spend at least five seconds removing each article of clothing one by one. Its enticing eye candy for him to watch you shed every layer, plus pacing yourself puts you in control. It also turns the act of disrobing into a sensual process, rather than a sudden, jarring display of your body.

2. Stretch Out. – Nothing says sex kitten like languidly extending across the mattress pre-sex. Lie flat with your arms up over your head. Not only will the stretch itself feel terrific and put you in a lusty frame of mind, but your stomach will look flatter and your boobs will be lifted higher as well.

3. Tilt Your Head Back. During foreplay, let your head and torso fall back so he can kiss and caress your throat, collarbone, and breasts. Revealing this vulnerable area shows him you’re uninhibited. And by surrendering to the moment, you’ll become freer to focus on sensations, which boosts confidence.

4. Show Pleasure. You know guys ache to hear you make sounds during the act, but it’s just as important to convey your bliss visually, too. In an Emory University study, men shown erotic photos depicting sexual acts looked at the naked women’s faces for longer than they gazed at the women’s below-the-belt bits. The reason: They were possibly searching for signs that the females were enjoying themselves. So close your eyes and let your lips part. When he sees that you’re having a good time, his kisses and touches will become more passionate, increasing your satisfaction, too. And, making an expression that looks sexy can actually trigger you to feel sexier.

5. Straddle Him. A sex kitten is always ready to pounce. When you hop on top of your guy, it shows your libidinous hunger, and that’s a blatant clue to your between-the-sheets voraciousness. Straddling him reinforces that you are steering the experience. In addition to amping up your sense of erotic empowerment, he’ll be excited by the fact that you’re dominating him.

6. Get Spooned. Bring that self-assured attitude with you post-nookie, too. Lie on your side, and pull your guy up behind you, with your butt pressed into him. Feeling his privates pushed up against you will remind you of the naughty act that went down and underline your sexual hold over him. To drive the point home, grind against him, and then grab his hands and place them so they’re cupping your breasts. It sends him a message that even though sex itself is over, you still emanate brazen seductiveness.

The Things Sexy Girls Shouldn’t Do In the Bedroom

I always find it hilarious when sexy girls need advice with regards to sex.  Personally, the responsibility lies on the guy to perform, and the girl to direct faster, slower, harder, right there, a little to the left, to the right.
Guys have pretty simple needs when it comes to pleasing us sexually.  We really don’t ask for much, but all the magazine articles make it seem like we’re made of a complex matrix of codes that’s too hard figure out in bed.  I’m not saying you just clock in and clock out, because it’s always great to mix it up, but you don’t have to pull something out from left field to get things done.  It’s quite hard for sexy girls to suck when having sex, but here are a few ways they can:

•  Machine gunning our junk

From what I’ve heard through the grapevine, a lot of female magazines tell its readers to treat our pleasure pole like an ice cream cone.  Sometimes they say nibble at it a little.  If you’re not into giving blowjobs and just want to give a hand job, please use some kind of lube.  Your favorite bottle of KY, your spit, hand lotion, a stick of butter you can use anything safe and slick to avoid making our hot rod get road rash.  Slow, long and wet generally lead to bigger and more pleasant climaxes.

•  Finger up the ass

Having quite a double standard, do we?  Many guys do all sorts of groveling just to get their girl to do anal, and those who end up caving in rarely enjoy the experience.  Yet, we’ll leave the country if you even hint at sticking anything up our ass.  I’ve had the unfortunate experience of having a couple of girls try this on me and it’s a total boner killer that is near impossible to come back from.

•  Chocking, hitting, scratching

Some people might be into this, but if you’re getting it on with a new partner, you might want to save the asphyxiation until the third date.  This is probably something you should both discuss before diving into it head-first.

•  Stay silent

So trash talking is out, and you’re probably not that good in talking dirty.  But if the only things we hear are crickets, the bed squeaks and the occasional ball slap, things can get awkward.  You don’t have to say anything award-winning, but moaning in pleasure or whispers of “yes” can go a long way.

Things Hot Girls Want You to Do Without Being Asked

Ever wonder why hot girls get annoyed when their boyfriends didn’t do something they wanted them to do, even if they didn’t actually spell it out for them?  It doesn’t take a genius to figure out that men are far from being psychic, which can be a big problem for hot girls who want guys to know how to read their minds.  If you’ve failed playing Professor X one too many times, or have stared confused at her disgusted face, this list is for you.

•  Stop trying to fix it and just let us vent

This may go against everything you guys stand for in trying to find answers in every problem or even suggest a solution, but there are times when this is not the best solution.  Sometimes we just want you to be supportive, shut up and just listen.

•  Be willing to skip bro time once in rare circumstances

This may sound like “ditching your friends and being whipped,” but this is not what it means.  There may be times when she gets all crazy and tell you to go out with your buddies instead of doing something with her you’re not that thrilled to do, but they are lying.  What she really means is “I’m going to make you pay for this.”  She is just hoping you skip on carrying on with your “cooler” plans and be considerate enough to be with her.  If you feel like it’s a trap, it would be best to be on the safe side and ask her if she wants you to stick to her side.

•  Do something thoughtful and unsolicited

This doesn’t have to be something grand, but sometimes it feels nice to be sweet just because.  You don’t have to get her an expensive box of chocolates or a dozen red roses, which is kind of cliché if you ask me, but it could be the small, meaningful things like bringing her a cup of coffee while she’s nursing a hangover or letting her pick the restaurant you want to have a meal at.  Guys are inclined to give gifts that are more about them and less about their girls, so showcasing your thoughtful side can score major points, especially if it’s not even asked.

•  Know when to step up and when to step back

Family matters, girl issues or things that can get you arrested these are the instances where you should maintain a low profile.  It’s nice to come to our honor’s defense when a guy starts to hit on us, but don’t start a brawl over it.  However, there are times when we would like you to step up and take the initiative, even if we don’t ask you to.  Never make your girl make the first move, open her own car door or introduce herself to your family, friends, or colleagues.  That’s your job, guys, and don’t’ you forget that.

Getting Your Girl to Make an Adult Sex Tape

Women are sensitive creatures, so launching yourself at her whilst holding a camera will not win you a recorded adult sex video with her.  And if you think that making home movies of you two under the sheets is a distant dream, think again.  Using a little strategic Prince Charming moves will make you bask in the desired outcome forever.  Here are a few tips to help you make sure she doesn’t run away in terror.

If you really want to make kinky amateur adult sex videos regularly and not just a one off thing, then never evaluate each other’s performance.  The only sure way to convince her to do it again is to be super sensitive.

No one can be more critical of a woman than she herself, and giving “constructive” accounts of her performance on film will never go well for you.  The important thing to remember is everything that comes out of your mouth while watching the video footage must be of praise and admiration.  If not, then shut your trap.
Make your favorite parts of the video known to her, how much it turns you on, and how sexy and gorgeous you think she is.  She will be so flattered, she would want to give it another shot.

By far, the most essential element of the whole process is trust.  She must know that she’s not going to be that girl with a facial shot that magically appeared in all of the guys’ cell phones in your city.

Your safest and easiest bet to prove you won’t turn her into a porn star in a fit of breakup rage is to let her keep the only copy of the recording.  It’s 2012 and digital recordings are easier to share, so let her keep it and swear to keep it strictly between you even if the relationship hits an untimely demise.

If you want a huge pay off, you must put a little effort in it.  This means a spiffy bedroom sans all the traces of food, animals or any other type of clutter that can be an eye sore.  However disreputable your intentions are, you must never let her know.  As far as she’s concerned, you are the most romantic man she has ever known, and thinks of no other woman but her.

Clean up, put in clean sheets and dim the lights.  If you can take it, light some scented candles.  Women love them, and will always do.  If your place is just ghastly, book a hotel.  Now that everything’s set up, you’re ready to shoot.