A good wingman is like your own personal spotter when you’re on a sniping mission to score on sexy girls. So which buddy will you best benefit from? Here are four qualities to consider when choosing a reliable sidekick that will help you in the trenches.
1. Eagle Eye Vision
An effectively good wingman should have the ability to scout out the most doable sexy girls with superhuman precision. He should be also be able to spot women with engagement or wedding rings from across a room and must have spider-sense that lets him know which are on the rebound, horny, or just psycho-crazy. He can also tell you in just mere seconds whether the girl you’re into is a waste of time or worth the $7 drink you’re buying her. He will assess the crowd, so you don’t even have to. This will help you focus on looking cool, confident and collected.
2. Does Recon
It is a wingman’s major duty to gather and remember all useful information. He must be able to know all the details regarding the target, including the names of her friends. It is important that he is funny, outgoing, yet subtle. He should be charming, a smooth talker, and unaffected by rejection. A good wingman doesn’t have second thoughts in making himself look silly, corny or clueless to iron out a situation for you. It’s a job well done if he makes you look like Superman.
3. Will Take a Bullet
A very efficient wingman can and will take one for the team if the situation calls for it. He will focus his attention on the chubby friend, the protective sister, or drunk colleague. If needed, he will take home the “not so pretty” girl. A true wingman doesn’t need to prove he can get girls, because you are his top priority, and in under any situation will he ever attempt to cockblock you. What he’ll do instead is seek out and remove any possible hurdles, so you could easily sashay you way, steal the scene, and get the girl.
4. Has Your Back at All Times
Like a personal assistant, a true wingman is there to ensure you don’t have anything stuck between your teeth, you smell good, or your breath isn’t bad. Toilet paper stuck under your shoe? He’ll steps on it to take it away. Tag sticking out your jacket? He swings in to make you look like red carpet material. And one more thing: by no means should he look better than you.
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